Mort Tanis Monday

Here's a quick table which allows you to add more insidious Vox decrees to your Mort Tanis game.  Anecdotally, the Vox usually show up once per session, no matter where the characters are wandering, and announce their master's papal bull.  It's Mort Tanis Monday every day of the week.

20 Additional Vox Decrees

1 - Slap the back of the nearest person's neck 27 times, for the next 27 days
2 - Paint half your face red and the other half green
3 - Sing your favorite song backwards, once per day and once per night
4 - Give your most prized possession to the first beggar that you encounter
5 - Treat yourself to the most sumptuous meal that you can afford
6 - Confess to a crime that you didn't commit
7 - Burn your domicile to the ground and dance in the smoldering ruins
8 - Befriend a Cloud Spider
9 - Start a new religion
10 - Tear apart a book and eat the pages
11 - Dress up a like a Fire Moth and set your wings on fire
12 - Throw blood on a guildsman
13 - Start your own guild
14 - Sneak into the Library of Secrets and steal a book
15 - Disguise yourself as your neighbor
16 - Rent an astral vessel and do your utmost to become lost in the darkness-between-the-fragments
17 - Insult a dark elf duelist
18 - Accost a cambion
19 - Impersonate a soldier
20 - Visit the Necropolis and laugh at the dead